"i’m in," jared exclaimed. he had gotten into the system much faster than he had expected, most likely thanks to the online course on hacking he had just finished that morning. "i’m seeing tremendous deals on low-calorie options." he clasped his hands in delight, making sure to take in every single pixel of his prize. yet, a part of him was still stuck in disbelief. how could it have been this easy? there’s no way anyone could have traced my IP. there wasn’t enough time to question the smoothness of the operation, jared still had a mission to complete. now that he was in the system, there was only one task left - build the ultimate 2.0 sandwich.
i would literally pay money and go to a movie theater to watch a full length version of whatever the fuck this is
next gen is here to stay
y’know i really was skeptical of this next gen stuff but then i got a hands-on demo of perturbirds by archor games at my local comic-con sandiego and my whole world was truly flipped
BioForge (DOS). Origin Systems, 1995.
when you gotta fart in public but you trying to hold it in until you can get somewhere secluded